Saturday, June 30, 2007

And So Begins Another Journey


For the next two weeks, T and I will be driving from CoMo to South Carolina, DC, Cape May, Philly, Pike County, NYC, Columbus, then back to CoMo. It's a whirlwind tour that will include individual visits with Dad, Pop, Tank, Blossom, Pippi, Sister and Big Daddy. It also includes a wedding in STL and a family reunion in PHL.

The trip officially began yesterday, when we packed up the Hyundai Elantra and pointed it east. (We're still trying to decide on a name for the Elantra. She is definitely a girl, according to T. Post your suggestions and we'll take them into consideration -- or at least laugh at them.)

The first day's travels were relatively short, as our first stop was a wedding outside St. Louis. We hit a little traffic, but arrived in North County in time to get changed and head out to St. Charles for the ceremony. The ceremony itself was nice -- simple, quick, violinist. A little to Jesus-y for my taste, but not too bad. T and I agreed that the reverend was way too Matthew McConaughey for his own good.

The craziest part about the ceremony was the location: New Town, MO. I don't know if it is an actual town -- with a mayor and city council and police and such. This place is a mix of Pleasantville, Children of the Corn, The Firm, Twilight Zone, and Charleston SC. Some developers bought property surrounded by farmland. They built their own little town with houses, townhomes, shops, cafés, fountains, parks, churches -- all brand new and painted matching colors. It was beautiful despite being a bit creepy. There were lots of perfect people walking their perfect, pre-approved pets. T was seriously getting sucked in. (I was too, but I would have ended up being the "bad element" of the town.) We later heard a rumor that you have to go through an interview process before you're allowed to buy a home there. It was all a bit bizzare.

The reception was fun -- the usual reception scene. T and her high school pals gossiping and catching up, while the husbands and I enjoy the open bar and discuss the phenomenon of the 10% hottness increase that occurs when a woman puts on a bridesmaid's dress.

After the reception, it was back to Dad's house. We got some sleep and headed out this morning for SC.

T got behind the wheel first, and put in quite a few miles, driving for almost 6 hours. We made it from North County, through IL, KY, and most of TN. We're spending the night in Lenoir. Tomorrow, we head through Great Smoky Mountains National Park, through NC, and to Pop's house in SC. We'll be posting as often as wireless allows, so check back in and feel free to comment.

We stop pretty regularly, since T has the bladder capacity of an empty walnut shell, so we will be continuing a tradition started by ATR and Monkeypants -- reporting on the quality of rest areas.

Rest Area Report #1: After day one, Kentucky has the lead. The welcome center/rest area on I-24 in Paducah was quite nice -- well air-conditioned, clean, manicured, with a very nice shady picnic area. The Illinois rest areas were mediocre at best, slightly below those in Missouri. At one IL stop, T almost stepped in something that might have at one point been the contents of somebody's stomach. Enough said.

Unfortunately, Nina had to stay home on this trip. (Read about my last road trip with Nina at www.me-and-nina.blogspot.com.)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"walnut shell" sized bladder? funny reference and I recall that same nut be referred to my little brother...hmmmm...maybe a nut ref to the new car coud be in order??? "Pecooonnnnn" is how my "Mad Max" would say it-that's Matt who turns into Max upon his awaking from any slumber...

In Myrtle Beach right now...will be on the road within the hour headed home-6 hr drive-

looking forward to seeing my MO kin...travel safe and enjoy - life is good.

Anonymous said...

If you stop in the MD-DC-VA area, you'd better make contact, bitchnuts.

Yeah, I called you bitchnuts.

I have seen some unholy rest areas on tour, btw. [shudder] What goes on on the road in people's bodies... super-creepy.

ANYhoo. That is what I got.

Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo!! So glad you are doing another trip-blog. LOVE it. Keep the posts comin'!

As for the Elantra, you gotta get a road name PDQ. Suggestions....I have one--Blueberry Pancake. You can make good shortened versions of it...Blue, Berry, B-Pan, BPCake, etc.

Safe drivin'!

ATR said...

Have a safe trip, Brother. I believe, though I could be and have been , wrong, that the origination of the rest stop area evaluation started with Ripken during his Saturn-sponsored cross-country tour of 2005.

I hope all is well with y'all. And I hope that your Travelin' Wilbury ways can momentumize you up to LincLancCoNe at some point in the NEAR future.

As far as a name for Los Elantra, I tried my best to come up with a funny anagram for Hyundai Elantra, but all I got is "unhale day train." Not very inspiring. In a sort of WWE-inspired idea, which incorporates your shared love for body art (no comment), how about: THE KOREAN BUTTERFLY? Yes, it does have to ALWAYS be in ALL caps.

Rubber side down, brother and sister. Rubber side down.

ATR said...

By the way, another anagram that does not seem to fit: "I hauled a tranny."

Anonymous said...

I think PDQ is a pretty good name. Is this a rental or your own car? Naming a rental would be much different than naming your own autokindred.

I'm so excited if I am indeed the one nicknamed Blossom! Not only would that mean that I'm definitely on the itinerary, but it's also an excellent nickname all around.

Have a great time!

Reader formerly known as Cherry Blossoms - and now Blossom?

Anonymous said...

And so the TDub tour begins...
I'm so glad you have decided to blog, if not for anyone else's benefit but mine. I'm going through withdrawls and it's only been 4 days.
Way to go T, 6 hours and human bile your being quite the tropper. As for your car name, nothing comes to mind...yet.
I do however have a fun game, take the modle of any car you see and put anal infront of it. For example I have a anal cherokee. Trust me there are some really funny ones out there. Anal Rendezvous anyone?
Love ya guys!

W. said...

Thanks for all the posts. I'm keeping my response brief, as I am mid-visit with Pop.

Brother, it was "Peanut", not "Walnut".

TallSkinnyYaddaYadda, I'm hoping to meet Blossom for a breakfast on 4th -- call her for details.

Monk, do we have to say it in the "Who's Zed?" voice?

ATR, get your mind out of the tranny.

Blossom, it is you, please call TSRHM to set up a late breakfast on the 4th.

Soz, you don't get to pick your own name on my blog. I think your new name is either "Anal-Rodeo" or "Anal-Mustang".

Anonymous said...

well...I did have the "nut" part right anyway...

Anonymous said...

Yay, I *am* Blossom! It took me a while to figure out 'TSRHM', and then I realized that I think it should have been TTRHM. Maybe??? I don't know. Also AKA ELSM. Either way, = apropos and funny.

We will figure out the details shortimentarily. Happy travels!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

New Town = too perfect for my ass!!
If my pit can't move in I ain't moving in! It was so awesome to see you BOTH at the wedding!!

As for the car......nothing can ever beat The Poopmobile!!! I'll have to get back to ya with a memory from Rosary days. Possibly something that you can associate with the Beetle Bug we always dreamed of having???

Stay safe at the rest stops! It's a jungle out there!